Neil Lalonde is actually 6'7 with an incredible physique, but appears short and fugly to make others feel better about themselves. He enjoys drawing, writing, and talking in the third person.
Neil is the creator of such shows as 'Father and Hun', 'Jhom Tackson- VG Assassin', 'Crazy Jack', 'Dawn of the Dense', and 'Karl And George: Investigators Of The Paranormal'.
None of them are on TV yet.
But he's pitchin' 'em to Frederator Studios.